So.

I cannot stress to you how dumb I feel writing this.
But I figure I'll get it over with.
Any of you who don't know me in real life don't know what I look like, and I haven't made it extremely clear to you til now, because I only realized it a few weeks ago.
I'm not an attractive person.
My mom pointed out some stuff about me and I realized that I'm not beautiful or pretty or even cute.
I don't know if I'd say 'plain', because of the afro I have going on, but I'm not exceptionally good looking.
I'm not skinny, I'm taller than most girls I know, my hair just speaks for itself, and I honestly don't look very good in the majority of clothes I own.
And if you think "Woah, when did YOUR self esteem hit rock bottom?" you can ask my mother, who told me that I was desperate and would date the first person who called me pretty because nobody usually would.
Thanks, Mom.
I haven't felt pretty for almost two weeks.
I'm sorry to anyone who I ever told in the span of said two weeks that I feel good or nice about the way I look on any given day.
I've gotten up every day, looked in the mirror, and noticed something wrong.
"Oh, my lips are chapped.
My hair's fuzzy.
My eyes really are too big."

Rap Quotes

You know you've sunk to a new low when you quote rap..
BUT IT WAS CALLED FOR... right?

OHHHH JUNK

New post is new.
My friend reminded me that I need to update this piece o' junk blog..

Pooh Bear:D

I saw the new Pooh movie with Juliette today.
May I just say L:KDJF:LKSDJKLFJ <3

Uh..

If you're going to make everyone cry and threaten to leave, then leave.
I don't want to hear it.

I'm Sorry.

I am not a nice kid.
I am not a talented kid, or a good kid.
I snap at you guys.
I am hateful.
I am not anything like what you want me to be.
I'm sorry for telling you that I don't care that you can't concentrate on your piano lessons.
I'm sorry that it makes me mad that you won't let me go to the movies because you think we held hands last time.
I'm sorry.

Woodstock:D

Not the frikkin' hippie festival.
The bird:D
He's on me shirt.
In other news:
... There is no other news.
Curses.

All You're Ever Gonna Be Is Mean

Yeah, sorry for liking T-Swizzle because she's gorgeous and talented and a genuinely great role model.
That makes me an idiot.

Angst Angst ANGSTTTT

Today has not been a good day.
Do you ever have those days where your self esteem just.. sucks?
Yeah, this is one of those days.
I mean I don't usually care, but today I feel like I'm not really all that great.
And I don't know why. o.e
I mean I'm not like, an exceptional person, am I?
I'm not pretty or all that funny or smart and I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL LIKE THIS TODAY.
And my blog doesn't really have anybody to read this anyway, so I guess there's nobody that really is out there thinking "hm. I feel that way sometimes too." but hey, I guess I'm angsting to nobody to blow off steam..

BBW

So yeah, I Googled Big Beautiful Women, for the lulz..
Never again.
Ew.
Yeah, I'm not skinny.
At all.
But half nude obese women don't appeal to even ME, and I'm a frikkin' deprived pervert...
SERIOUSLY, WHO GETS OFF ON THAT?!

Denway:D

I am obsessed with Scandinavia and the World.
Denway is my favorite ship of all time.
Look at Denmark, being all depressed over Norway.
THIS BROKE MY HEART YOU GUYS.

(Credit to the artist, by the way).
Visit this site NOW: http://satwcomic.com/

Blueberries:P

I went blueberry picking with Juliette yesterday:D
Twas' fun.
I enjoyed the car ride best, because I got to sleep on her, which is way more comfortable than it sounds, (well.. I *attempted* to sleep on her, but just ended up staring at her creepily while SHE slept) AND Gelato Mania. ;D Gelato Mania is like, love in the form of an I-Pod APP.
Also, you know who you are: Update your Blog (cough Life A Teenage Writer cough) or I'll gut you like a rainbow trout. Love you:)
I found Juliette a Monster's Inc. doll.
You owe me now, hint hint nudge nudge... ;D
Kidding.. definitely kidding.
Nah, I'm not kidding.
"THIS IS A GIFT, IT COMES WITH A PRICE!"
-Rabbit Heart, Florence + The Machine

Fourth Entry, All In One Day;D

Juliette is off somewhere, so I'm bored to death and I need to work up my writing mojo and to do that what do I do?
Write.
That makes lots of sense if you don't think about it!
DADDY'S HOME! BE RIGHT BACK:D

Anything interesting happen?

I got groceries.

Oh..

So Pops got groceries, and that's really about as eventful as it gets, folks.
WATCH THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpypXPe1XHo&feature=player_embedded

Hey Juliette;D

She told me to make a blog about her.
So I did.
Juliette is:
Pretty;D
Nice (to me, at least) :3
A genius
SUPER AWESOME!
A studly man:3
A good listener (to both my problems and my ideas)
In agreement with me that Allen is so flaming he's almost on fire

Just Another Post (About Me:D)

About ME:
I'm tall.
I have an afro.
I have ample reason to believe I have ADHD/OCD, but if I don't then I'm just weird.
The Decemberists and Florence + The Machine are my favorite bands EVER <3
Heavy In Your Arms has been my favorite song since the minute I heard it.
I love books<3
I have lots of people in my head.
They will probably show up on this blog.
Like Allen, who is asking for a shout out right now.
Shout out.
'Juliette' is my BFFL.
I really like the term BFFL.
My hair is striped, but not in that weird emo-kid-racoon way.
That'd be grody.
I really like the History Channel <3
My favorite movies of all time are The Prince of Egypt, Lion King (one and two), and The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Tiny Heroes also gets an honorable mention)
I'm a GIRL! :O
But I have a boy name, no lies.
I've got a laser, and it's pointed at your planet.

First Post (I'm A NOOB:D)

I'm a noob to this whole blogging thing.
I only started this as a companion blog type thing to my friend 'Juliette' whose blog you can find here: http://sparklesrainbowsandselfmutilation.blogspot.com/
^Shameless advertisement of my friend's blog YAY!
Speaking of her, she needs to WAKE UP.
But anyway, here's a basic description of what this blog is going to be about:
Frikkin'
Everything
You
CAN IMAGINE!